[Raging Deadstar]

*Raging Deadstar is shocked as he holds the fancy ceremonial robes of dogscoff. As he was the only one in the cantina to join dogscoffs cult he is now the sole owner of the cult. A tear slides down his cheek at the unusual genorosity of dogscoff. now he has many choices to make about his future...*

*He spends many hours studying dogscoffs remaining dna, checking through the nunneries records, Rd is worried, what if the same ageing process continues to him?? What if he has a day left before he shuffles off this mortal coil? what will happen to belgium if he does?*

*After many hours work Raging Deadstar still hasn't found the cure, but is happy to know that he is safe, as Raging Deadstar is still a ghost posessing a clone of his body. The question is why would everyone else grow old in a couple of days? RD then checks his scanners and notices a large temporal distortion coming from the inner sanctum. Raging Deadstar stalks quietly and kicks open the door, finding a Temporal Distortion beam, with a large label hanging off with hire purchase details, Looking at a signature Raging Deadstar's eyes narrow evily, for it was RAGNAROK that has perpetraited this heainous crime!!!*

"Listen up! For all you who have no faith have a chance at salvation! For our glorious and vengeful leader dogscoff shall rise again from the dead and lead us to war with the vile ragnarok. So sjoin this cult and be saved. There shall be violence, lots of swearing and all the sex you can handle with no drawbacks. The only catch is you must put your trust in me, for the beloved dogscoff has chosen me to lead us in this time of crisis, and i shall do my very best to uphold this cults traditions and values. Then Dogscoff shall rise from the dead and we shall take our revenge on Ragnarok and the rest of the world!!!"

*The crowd of dogscoffs cult members cry in joy that their beloved leader shall return someday, and turn their attention to ragnarok, who is calmly sitting drinking away in the back corner. Ragnarok is faced with an army of "cultees" all willing to take their revenge upon his body, they wait patiently for the rising of dogscoff, then they shall attack!*