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Old April 6th, 2003, 07:16 PM

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Default Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours

*Raging Deadstar groggily gets up and staggers round a bit. With large indents into his face and his skull pretty much flattened he wobbles over ragnarok and begins his revenge. Firstly he puts his hand to the back of his ear and pushes a mechanical item installed into his head. He closes his eyes and Raging Deadstars body begins to glow as the ghost of RD releases control of the clone body. The body now acting on autopilot just stands there and Raging Deadstar posesses ragnarok. The now posessed ragnarok walks into the inner sanctum and a lot of noise can be heard coming from inside. Suddenly ragnarok burst out, a disco ball is lowered from the roof and the tents portable disco lights kick in. Ragnarok dressed in a traditional 80's spandex catsuit encrusted with sequins, fake jewels and christmas lights begins to clear a small space in the middle of the cantina. He points at powerman, powerman activates the onbaord stereo in his mechanical suit and the disco lights blaze on. The sound of staurday night fever drifts over the cantina, bringing back terrible memories to those who were alive round these decades that style forgot. The Possessed ragnarok begins doing the traditional dance, poiting his arm skywards then groundwards making a total *** of himself. He then grabs a microphone and releases a terrible kareoke Version. Lastly for entertainment purposes Raging Deadstar makes ragnarok make an announcement to the already stunned members of the cantina*

Raganrok:"I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, I want one of these very beautiful fbw's to....wax my chest!!!"

*The possessed ragnarok pulls down the zip on his catsuit and his slightly hairy chest appears, an fbw smiles knowingly and gathers her equipment. Minutes later with the waz applied and everyone gathered round the fbw applies the tape. Raging Deadstar then leaves ragnaroks body and ragnarok comes through, just as the Fluffy Bunny Waitress pulls the tape...*

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! !!!!

*Ragnarok once he has stopped crying marches over to raging deadstars body and demands to know what he was thinking. He is fuming and everyone smirks at the large red hairless strip of flesh upon his chest. He smacks RD's body in the face and the bodies arm shoots out and grabs ragnaroks throat*

Self Destruct Sequence has been Activated, 5, 4...

*Ragnarok squirms as he tries to escape before...KAABBBBOOOOMMMM! A very singed looking ragnarok is left looking extremely bemused and contemplating his revenge. Raging Deadstar floats back to his ship and posesses a spare clone of his body. He reemerges into the cantina, buys an apple juice and awaits ragnaroks next move!*

[ April 06, 2003, 18:19: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ]