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Old April 6th, 2003, 08:22 PM
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Default Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours

I first want to say, nice move RD.

Ragnarok still pure black from the explosion is still standing there with what is left of RDs clones arm holding his neck. Rags coughs and a puff of black smoke protrudes from his mouth; the arm that was holding his neck simply disintegrates into nothingness. Rags thinks to himself, "One good thing about that blowing up, it gets rid of that horrible 80s outfit I was in." Rags still in pain from the waxing he recieved and also the destructive boom, walks over to the portable dermal regenerating device that is set up for just such emergencies. Rags gulps back a brewski as he ponders what he is going to do tonight. "I know!" exclaims Ragnarok, "I'm going to take over the world!" All eyes turn to Ragnarok who has his arm mightily in the air from his exclimation and all goes silent. Rags slowly brings down his arm in embarrassment and softly says, "Ok, bad idea. Something else... Got to think of something else..."

A lightbulb lights up above Rags head and flickers to its fullest brightness. Once again all eyes turn towards Ragnarok with his beaming light and someone in the back yells "Shut that light off! Bars are supposed to be dark!" Rags then hears what sounds like a gun being prepared to shoot. A bang is heard and the light is shot out. Rags shakes off the pieces of glass as he begins to set his plan in motion. He meets with the loo worshipers and all beings in the inner sanctum. All that he spoke to simply nod in agreement of the plan.

Rags then walks back out to the tent cantina area and walks up to RD. "Phone call for you. Take it in the back, line 3." says Rags. RD says thanks and he proceeds to the back room to take the phone call. An evil smile embraces Rags face as he couldn't imagine his plan working better. "RD left his drink. You know, this could be bad when you're fighting someone with cartoon violence." rags thinks to himself.
Rags pulls out of his pocket a bottle of some kind of liquid substance in which the name of it is Exlax, he then reads the label. "One teaspoon for fast, effective relief." Rags then puts one teaspoon of this Exlax into RDs apple juice, he then pauses for a second, then he pours the whole bottle in. Trying not to burst out in laughter while stirring the drink up a bit Rags puts the cap back onto the bottle and throws it in the trash. RD comes back and takes his seat once more. "Thanks for informing me of the phone call Rags." states RD.
Rags grabs his brewski and says, "You know, you had a great come back with the whole 80s deal and so forth, why don't we drink to that." RD nods and takes a big gulp of his drink. 5 minutes later RD begins to hear a rumbling from his stomach. He heads straight for the inner sanctum where the loo worshipers and company are waiting for him. RD takes his seat and he comes to realize that he cannot get up. Someone put glue on the seat and plus he's being help down from underneath. He begins yelling for help as the loo worshipers come out and begin to attack him and make him pay for what he did to Ragnarok.
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