ROFLOL! Oh man this is the best cartoon violence ever bestowed upon me.
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Ragnarok now an old man sitting at his table is slowly but surely drinking away at his drink. He is also cleaning up the mess that was caused from the evil RD and his little plan.
*2 hours later*
Rags finally finishes his drink and has the mess cleaned up, he grabs his cane and stands up. He
slowly walks over to RD who is just laughing his gee golly little head off at what he has done to Ragnarok.
With his old voice and false teeth Rags begins to speak. "I'll...get...you...son..ny...don't..you..for...get ...that.."with the Last bit of breath he as he states, "I may be a huncthed over old man, but I'm still taller/bigger then you!"
RD -"Yeah sure old man! I'm sure you will! You'll be lucky to be able to even walk pretty soon." *Evil laugh*
Gasping for breath Rags shakes his head and walks away. He is still slowly aging faster then normal and at the current rate he will be dead within 2 hours. With that in mind Rags begins to devise yet another plan. "With age, comes great wisdom, with great wisdom, comes great revenge." mutters Ragnarok under his breath.
Ragnarok slowly but surely makes his way back to his ship to find his fountian of youth machine, only to discover that the evil RD has taken it preventing him from becoming young once more. Rags thinks for a moment and he knows what to do. He makes his way to the bridge of his dreadnaught and pounds in a few buttons and flips a few switches. Pretty soon a machine materializes in front of him. He reads the plaque that is welded onto the front of the machine and it reads: "The one and only cloning machine of RD, Inc." Rags nods in approval. He puts in his DNA sample of when he was in the prime of his life, approximately 4 hours ago. He makes a couple modifications to the program however as he makes it so that his main brain will be in the new body, and yet he will still have control of both bodies in the room. He hits the big green button on the panel to start the cloning process. A few minutes later a young and handsome as ever Ragnarok dressed in full black clothes, including black trench coat, steps off the cloning platform.
"Ahh yes, this is more like it." says Rags as he stretches and cracks his neck and fingers and back. He begins thinking again and realizes he doesn't need a old self, just the wisdom of his old self. So he downloads all the wisdom from ihs old body and proceeds to "recycle" his self.
Ragnarok makes a few more modifications to RDs cloning device and he beams it back to his ship. One of the new features is this nice flashing red light. Which obviously cannot be good. As Rags makes his way back into the tent cantina a huge boom is heard and everything shakes. Rags just smiles as he continues to walk. RD runs out into the parking lot only to find his ship and beloved cloning machine blown to kingdom come. RD makes his way over to Rags once again and says, "What did you do?!"
Rags - "Isn't it obvious what I did? I made your ship go boom!"
RD - "Grrrrrrrrrrr! I hate you!"
Rags - "I know you do. Oh and btw, thanks for the use of your now destroyed cloning device. It came in handy. I got my old body back, a bit better then before and plus I made myself a few new creatures to fight with in the future. Don't worry though, I transferred some (5) credits to your account to pay for it all."
RD then storms off fuming mad whilst Ragnarok is gleefully smiling away.
Sometimes you don't need to hurt the person directly. Just one of their most prized possesions.