Dang... I left the door too wide open on that one. Hopefully I won't let it happen again.
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Ragnarok is still tied down to the table whilst screaming in pain due to his happy sacks being totally destroyed. Never did he think that he could speak in a higher pitched voice then Richard Simmons. Everytime Rags trys to speak he ends up breaking some kind of glass within a 5 mile radius. No doubt he is going to have alot of peoples windshield bills to pay.
Rags manages to call his army of Pink Winged Potato Pixies in order to untie him and carry him back to his backup ship; don't leave home without a back up ship, cause look at what happened to my beautiful 'Nautica calss Dreadnaught. Rags manages to heal the wounds. Well, all but the most severe wound. Rags is finally able to walk on his own but he looks like a first time horse back rider and that he rode for about 20 straight hours. Rags mumbles to himself, "Dang RD, he is obsessed with dressing me in 80s spandex and destroying my happy sacks. Quite scary really." Rags pilots his ship to a doctor he knows in a secret sector of space that is a specialist in the happy sacks department.
Rags - "Can you help me doc?"
Doc - "Sure can. I can have you fixed and ready to go get them girls in no time."
Rags - "Great!"
The doctor then proceeds to fix Rags happy sacks problem to the best of his ability. After everything is complete Rags pays his bill and is carried to his ship since he cannot walk right now. His secondary ship warps into the sector of space the cantina is in and he lands his ship.
Rags has the Pixies carry him over to Barry who is standing guard over the Cantina and its patrons. Rags whispers something into Barrys ear and Barry's face lights up in pure anger. Rags says, "Keep that in mind Barry. Keep that in mind." The pixies then take Rags into the Cantina where Rags says to RD, "Barry wants you outside. He says it has to do with a possible clone he might order." RD being the business man he is quickly jumps up and runs out to Barry to settle a possible deal. Upon arriving outside Barry steps on RD, flattening him intn pancake form. He then takes some syrup and covers RD in the gooy mess and proceeds to eat him. Then spits him out and eats him again. He does this process a few times before finally taking RD and tieing him up against the two hunks of metal that was once RDs beloved ship. Barry goes back and eats a hearty meal and returns to find RD still trying to get loose, but to no avail. Barry ties him up even more, this time double knotting his knots and using duck tape as well. Barry then turns around and his tail lifts up. RD can be heard in the Cantina yelling, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!"
Just then everyone can hear Barry grunting as he works on the bowel movement. In the next few moments RD is absolutly covered in 3 tons of Barry crap. A painful, stinky, messed, torture not even the devil himself would put someone through.

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I think...therefore I am confused.
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