Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
Power Man finishes his tribble wings.
Boy it has sure has gotten quiet around here.
Dogscoff seems to be indeterminate.
RD seems to be in “DEEP DO DO” and can’t get out.
Rags seems to be too busy playing with his new “Happy Sacks”
I really did not want to get involved in such a “Raging” Toon battle, but I can’t let the cantina keep sliding down the page.
Power Man calls Spork, “Put the ship on RED ALERT ! FULL SHIELDS AND LOAD ALL WEPONS !”
Now what was that Raging Deadstar told me all those pages ago? What was the name ?
Was it Rin Tin Tim … No. Was it Rose Bud? …. No Rumplestilskin … No
Now I remember! Where did I put that tape?
Power Man gets up and walks over to where Ragnarok is trying to get all of the FBWs to check out his new “Happy Sacks”. (And Failing BTW)
Ragnarok, I have a message for you to listen too.
Power Man turns on the onboard stereo in his mechanical suit.
With a slight crackle the voice of Raging Deadstar is heard…
“Power Man, if that dispicable ragnarok pulls any sort of cartoon violence I’ll wreak horrible revenge, and call him ..
ragamuffin, ragamuffin, RAGAMUFFIN !!! “
With that a pretty pink cloud fill with silver sparkles surrounds Ragnarok covering him from sight.
A large toon lightning bolt flashes with a loud ZOT. From inside the cloud a musical BONG peals out.
The cloud disappears and as the Last of the sparkles die out the cantina patrons all Gasp In Amazement !!
Where Ragnarok was standing there is now a Giant, HI Fiber, Raisin filled, and Bran enriched pastry.
Yes Ragnarok has been turned into Rags-a-MUFFIN !!!
The Giant Muffin has two almond slice eyes and a raisin toothed mouth. It seems to be covered in cinnamon or is that Pink Pixie Dust?
Barry, attracted by the sounds and the smell of fresh baked pasty enters the cantina.
Feeling a little empty for some reason, and hoping that the HI Fiber will help him get “regular”, he grabs the Giant Rags-a-muffin and EATS it in one BIG GLUP!! He then goes back to his post.
Taz follows Barry outside. He sees the pile of Barry Crap.
No wonder business (and Posts) are down. This place is a mess. It must be driving business away.
Taz grabs a large hose and plugs it into the model cantina’s fountain.
Taz exclaims, “Damn It People, I am a Bartender, Not a Sanitation Worker !” and begins to flush the mound of BC into the crater.
RD? RD? are you in there? RD? RD? Who’s going to pay for all the broken glass?
Rags-a-Muffin sits in Barry’s stomach. As his world “Crumbles” around him he wonders,
“Is this the End ?”
Then he realizes, “This TOO SHALL PASS.”
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