[Ragnarok]

Ragnarok being infected with a level 5 plague tries to figure out what he could possibly do. After a couple hours of pondering his move he declairs: "Time to make a deal with the Devil."
Ragnarok then grabs his hand held PPB and hands it to the nearest FBW. He instucts her on how to operate it and Rags stands in front of his usual table. Just as the FBW is about to fire Rags says: "Today, is a good day to die!"

*BOOM!*

Ragnarok is suddenly evaporated into nothingness. But wait a minute, maybe he is something. Yes, he has killed himself and been sent to the firey depths of the neatherworld. Once there he confronts the Devil himself. The Devil tells him what his eternal punishment will be but Rags stops him before he can finish.
"Whoa, hold on here mister. I came down here for a reason." After which Rags proceeds to explain to the Devil the situation above. The Devil agrees to Ragnaroks plan and he sends Rags back to the temp cantina with a new body free of the level 5 plague. Hey, I did destroy my old body with that hand help PPB afterall.

RD is furious that Rags managed to find a way out of the situation he was in. Soon after Rags came back the sky turned black. The earth began to shake. Thunder roared. Pretty soon the ground began to break open. Fire emerged as the hole kept getting bigger. Soon a whole slu of the Devils slaves come busting out and proceed to torture RD. But that is only the beginning.

They take RD back to the firey depths and chain him in the back room, kept extra warm for those new comers. To torture RD they bring in a horde of country singers that never made it to heaven due to the horrible music they played. They began to play and sing for RD to make him feel more at home. Next a band of old gay men come in and start to rub lotion all over RDs body. And there isn't a single thing he can do about it at the moment.

RD...one word for you. Check.