[dogscoff]

*Crazy dogscoff, now stripped down to a shamanstic loincloth, cavorts impishly on the bar. With a stamp of his feet Taz's fur turns purple. Crazy dogscoff bulges his eyes, wiggles his fingers and suddenly Powerman is shrunk to just 6 inches tall, trapped inside a pint glass.

Crazy Dogscoff howls with laughter and jumps up and down on the bar like an excited chimp. He stops, then does another peculiar little dance, this one culminating in him urintaing on the floor, carefully tracing out some arcane symbol of anarchy. As soon as this feat is concluded, a herd of stampeding buffalo sweeps into the tent. Crazy Dogscoff leaps from the bar onto the back of the nearest animal and is carried swiftly away with the migration, shrieking and gurning devilishly from atop his bovine steed...