*Raging Deadstar smiles tom himself and begins to laugh outloud manicaly*
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! !
*Then he realises maybe he shouldn't be so joyful
But as the Gay men move into torture him he catches the eye of a very familliar looking succubus. A beautiful women with long firey red hair, eyes that the very ocean blue would cascade from in a wave and a very nicely shaped figure. RD smiles to himself, this succubus will help him a lot, as this succubus is his girlfriend, whom being extremely evil and kinky, has some control over hell in her spare time. The only downside about this is Her dad is ruler of all Hell and absoloutely hates RD!! After wondering whether to leave her beloved boyfriend to suffer for a while she decides against it, and Raging Deadstar is transported to a nice bedroom, with the sweet soothing sounds of placebo playing and his girlfriend about to give him a welcome only she can offer! *hours later**
*Raging Deadstar strides back into the cantina and sneaks over to Ragnarok, who is enjoying a beer and laughing to himself. Suddenly a strong scented rag (no pun intended) is throw over his mouuth and after some struggling he passes out...*
*Ragnarok eventually comes through, weary eyed he feels drugged, that cloth must have been drenched in some sort of spirit! He looks around and is tied down. But theres something different about him, he feels extremely heavy, as if he has put on weight, for some reason his hair keeps coming over his eyes.
Wait, they weren't his thighs, they were to fat and large?
Why was he wearing a skirt?
Did he have breasts?
At this point a mirror comes down and Ragnarok screams, shame his vocal choards have been changed so it is a high woemns scream. Just then William Hague slips seductively through the door in a leopard skin thong, his bald head shining in the romantically lit room, it's only then he relaises he is anne widdecombe!!!*
And just for everyone else who might not know who anne widdecombe and william hague are heres a picture!
Widdecombe = Obese women in middle, Hague = bald man on the right!
Check Mate Ragamuffin!
