Doh! I knew I was forgetting something when I put you in the firey depths. I forgot that your girlfriend has partial control down there in her spare time.
Rags/Anne is still tied down being tortured by this Hague feller and he can't do nothing about it. Stuck in a womans body and can't do nothing about that either. Rags/Anne is truely in a awful situation. With a bald guy in a leopard skin man thong about to attack him; Rags/Anne has to think fast before it is too late. He decides that he is going to have to play this out to his advantage.
As the bald man continues to make his way in a suductive way over to Rags/Anne, Rags/Anne begins to speak, in a not so pleasant voice mind you. "Hey mister Hague, before you get over here why don't you untie me so I can get these clothes off."
Hague - "But I'll take care of that."
Rags/Anne - "No you won't. Trust me, this will make it more fun."
Hague - "Well in that cause let me get you untied."
The second the Last rope came off Rags/Anne kicked Hague a good one in the stomach. Rags/Anne then proceeded to run and jump on Hague, killing him in the process. "Hmmm, doesn't that just stink!" exclaims Rags/Anne. "I've got to get myself out of this horrible body!" thinks Rags. But before I do I have to do a few things.
Rags/Anne hires a person to go into the Cantina and claim to be a ship inspector that made a suprise visit to RDs ship. This person approached RD in the tent cantina while RD was laughing away and drinking his little glass of orange juice.
SI - "Mister RD?" (SI = Ship Inspector)
RD - "That's me."
SI - "My name is mister Soso and I'm with the suprise ship inspection company."
The second he said that a horrified look came across RDs face.
RD - "Ok, what'd you find then?"
SI - "Well, if you would come with us and we'll take a look together at what I found."
At that the two left and got on RDs ship and began looking at the problems they found. Before they got there, however, Rags/Anne took the liberty to drill a few holes in RDs ship floor to give something for the SI to look at.
On board the ship the SI had RD look into one of the drilled out holes and told him that there was some illigal drugs underneath the flooring. RD couldn't believe this so he decided to take a gander himself. RD layed down as flat as he could get so he could get his eye up against the floor to look into the hole. Still looking Rags/Anne came running into the ship, shaking the ground the whole way. RD looked in the direction he was coming from and there was no time to react. Rags/Anne jumped onto RD just about breaking every bone in his body. Rags/Anne continued to jump up and down on top of RD until RD could barely breath anymore. Rags/Anne then just sat on top of RD as it was worse then tieing him up.
That's what you get for making me a fat lady RD!
I'm afraid you missed the counter move you left open when you declared check-mate.
