Power Man recovers and finds a skinny, wild-eyed dogscoff slobbering all over his faceplate. Looking at dogscoff's head he concludes that all those "promises of Sex" have really got him "HORNEY"
With a mighty heave of his power suit Power Man tosses dogscoff across the crater.
The tatty bit of string breaks. The old pendant flies off dogscoff's neck and with a small plop sinks into the Lake Of Poo.
Dogscoff lands with a thud! He feels weak and drained. (In the USA this week we would say he feels TAXED!)
Suddenly (almost as if a spell has been broken) the sticky, croaky rain stops falling.
The vegetable-enhanced ungulate snorts and stops his rampage.
The near-sighted buffalo Bull looks up and sees dogscoff with his antlers.
The beast thinks dogscoff is either a small skinny bull trying to "horn in" or an ugly cow getting "fresh" and charges at dogscoff.
Dogscoff, realizing he is about to be impaled (one way or another) does a little dance…. Nothing happens.
He gives a belch … Nothing happens.
The bull, now fully riled up by dogscoff's actions lets out a bellow and CHARGES!!
Dogscoff turns and with a comical feet spinning ZING takes off for the hills followed closely by the vegetable-enhanced ungulate.
The bull Caches up and with a "SNORT" pokes dogscoff in the rear. Dogscoff lets out a "OWW".
As the pair disappear in the distance we hear "SNORT", "OWW"….. "SNORT", "OWW'……
Well we all knew dogscoff's mischief would get him in the "end".
Power Man starts working on his ship. Who would have thought level 5 phase shields could be penetrated by Buffalo Poo!
He thinks, "I'll have to add in a new mod. Lets see I'll call it a Buffalo Poo Pelter (BPP). It will have to be an "Organic" weapon. Skips shields and armor. Damages engines. +30 chance to hit."
He shudders at the thought of the idea of the damage a level 5 Massive Mount BPP could do.
But then he realizes that "In space no one can Smell Your Streams"
