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Old April 14th, 2003, 10:37 PM
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Default Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours

Growltigga walks over to the wall of the cantina behind the bar and pushes a seemingly normal piece of wall.

A secret hatch opens, a glittering control panel is behind it, along with two high tensile kevlar cables which GT clips to Taz and his belts (yes Taz has a belt).

Turning to the control panel, GT pushes the button marked "Stingray bongos", the drums start rolling and a loud voice can be heard saying "Anything can happen in the next half hour"...

GT then next pushes the button marked "Feurer Frei" and sniggers as a horde of German punk rockers, clutching bratwursts and sauerkraut cannon, materialise onto Power Man's ship.

After a few moments of Teutonic mayhem, GT then pushes the button marked "AA BLaster beam" and howls in delight as the specially mounted heavy calibre bLaster beams blow the back off Power Man (aka Mucky Pup)'s spaceship. It crashes to earth and the Germanic Moshers carry Power Man into the cantina and staple gun him to the floor, right in a large pile of poo,

Raging Deadstar and Rags are dragged along side Power Man and dipped in the doo....

Finally, GT pushes the button marked "Tsunami", an huge whooshing sound echoes through the cantina as a tidal wave bursts through the doors and sweeps the whole place clean...

All, save Taz and GT, held by their sturdy kevlar cords, are swept out the other side of the cantina in a sodden pile of limbs and manure....

"Right" says GT, "Its Red Hot Poker Hand Cannon time, the Tyrant has returned"
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