Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
Growltigga, immune to the electric shocks of the nubile fairies in his super-warrior suit (and kind of wishing he wasn't) signals Taz to open the reserve "Public Order Control" instrumentation panel behind the bar....
Taz duly does so and pushes the button marked "Corrective Therapy". Several transporter beams flicker into life in the cantina and hey ho, suddenly the lead singer of Rammstein (dressed up as a neuro surgeon), 6 PVC clad heavily muscled dwarfs and 6 nurses (bearing an uncanny resemblance to Salma Hayek) in rather revealing outfits (and clutching large syringes) appear..
The dwarfs grab the rabid Dogscoff and strip him, before strapping him into a straightjacket....
The nurses then shave and smear his miniscule lovepump with conductive jelly as the mad doctor attaches electrodes....
"Clear" is shouted, and 10,000 volts are repeatedly put through El Scoffo, much to the amusemant of the cantina patrons....
The doctor then turns over Dogscoff and reaches for his 6 foot enema syringe!!
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