[Drog the Destroyer]

To: Disgruntled pretenders
From: Abysia Spa and Resort
Subject: Refunds

Dearest Pretenders

We sincerly apologize for the unfortunate incident regarding the proposed Abysian winter resort and spa, to be situated due north of Vanheim. We fully understand the frustration regarding the resulting lost investments in time-share condos.

However, a three-way invasion of Abysia is no solution, and no refunds will be given. As per the contract, subsection 28-13, a major invasion of skinshifters is considered force majeure, and as such Abysia can in good faith default on the contract. Furthermore, at this time we would like to point your attention to subsection 13-47 of the contract, which clearly states that any complainers will be burnt to cinders.

Sincerly

Nurbis, Junior director, Abysia Spa and resort, department of sales