@Lhassa

You brought this on yourself in possibly two ways: one, you twice ignored my monkey-offers of monkey-NAPs.

Secondly, someone is causing unrest in my territories that are suspiciously close your own, and you happen to have a nice national spy. Granted, it could be another nation, but given the distance involved, that would require a lot of patience...

...aaaand, if another player has spent all of this time patiently moving spies into distant places just to foment war between us...well...I guess he's earned his treat.

I guess I should point out to this hypothetical other player that if I do catch one of your spies doing nefarious deeds in The Land of the Apes, you should expect a veritable storm of monkey poo in the near future.