All:
Hello and thanks for letting me join your game. I'm excited to be here.
I shall try to keep my monkey minions in line as best I can....
*Num*, I would love to keep trading gems with you. I have 54 death gems I can send you in trade. I shall keep to the terms of the NAP 5 as well.
*Earcaraxe* Your NAP, gold, and gems sound good. Serpent's Tail doesn't really have any bananas anyhow, so we trade it to you happily.
*Lihaässä* I can only imagine you are mad because my monkeys aren't potty trained very well, and perhaps they soiled your lawn one evening? I shall try to keep them better in line, and hopefully we can make peace.
Thanks!