@Num - Banana peels and monkey poo litter the battlefield. The smell of burned monkey fur drifts through the air, yet the monkey kingdom has struck a first blow and won against the spiders.
I assume you will be following up on other fronts shortly? We are engaging from the east where we border the spiders, and we wish to know what the troop movements of the other nations will be.
Afterward, as we bask in victory, bananas shall be had by all!
