[dogscoff]

When i was at school I remember drawing up a front cover for "Galactic Dictator Monthly" magazine. The cover boasted an interview with Darth Vader and other features including

"Choosing the Robot Army that's right for you. We compare and review all the latest mass-enslavement drones."

"Make 'em squeal! All the latest in extreme interrogation techniques, from torture to psychic assault to truth drugs- and back again!"

"Green is the new Black: Fashion tips from The Mekon and Ming the Merciless."

I might get round to redoing it somewhen...