Calm down Gt.
I was making no judgment upon mother Dogscoff's moral fiber, or your women in general. You asked why he was going to school in hicksville and I was simply trying to come up with a suitable explanation. I suppose he could have got accidentally picked up by aliens while they were placing some crop circles out in darbyshire and then dropped off over here while they were looking for drunken rednecks to do anal probe experiments on.
Geo