[Dawkish]

A Niefelheim rap to Vanilla Ice’s “Ice Ice Baby”

Ice Ice Baby,
Yo, Niefeheim, Let’s kick it!
Ice Ice Baby
Ice Ice Baby

I’m on top
My giant balls are itching
I’m coming at you with a new bless kicking
Humans, think they can try and fight me
Pulling out shields and swords to smite me
Will I be stopped?
No, I just go
Set up your troops and I’ll blow
Through your front lines I kick militia like man whores
Stomp on your mages like they’re mats on front doors
Dance
On your corpses like doom
I’m killing your troops like short people in a monsoon
Deadly, with these axes held steadily
Anything alive would be worse than a felony
Love it or leave it
You better gain way
You better hit a giants eye
Cause Niefel don’t play
If there was a problem
Yo, I’ll stomp it
Eat this fatigue while my cold wind revolves it

Ice Ice Baby
Ice Ice Baby
Ice Ice Baby
Ice Ice Baby

Now that your guys are running
My giants feel good cause it’s your *** their thumping
Straight to your cap, to your cap no waiting
Bringing lots of Skratti which you have to be hating
Werewolves, they’re all quick like vandals
They go crazy when they see your candles
And your mages, wearing douchebag polos
These Skratti roll, they’re killing you solo!
Dueling, is how they roll
With double flesh eaters so their shrouds can blow
Tjatse on standby
Just in case you say hi
Did he stop?
No he just flew by
Flew on, going to the next prov
He’ll raid it up then head on to the next spot
And you’ll be dead
Yo, so he’ll continue to kill PD… Niefelheim Attitude!
Your dominion is small and your candles are teeny
I might dom kill you cause I’m a meeny
Jealous, cause these virgins are mine
I don’t care at all, I kill ‘em all the time
Ready, for your chumps on the walls
Trying to be brave but they don’t got balls
Sieging, like it’s mine to sell
I’ll storm your fort like a horde from hell
Rushed, and you’re dying real fast
You’re really pissed, I’m having a blast
Nothing you can do you just fall back
You can’t win so you start to slack
Niefel on the scene
You know what I mean
So click AI and yell at the screen
If there was a problem
Yo, I’ll stomp it
Eat this fatigue while my cold wind revolves it

Ice Ice Baby
Ice Ice Baby
Ice Ice Baby
Ice Ice Baby

Take heed, cause I’m a rusher and I know it
Angerboda loves to kill but her face won’t show it
My town, loves to see our fist pound
Holes in your face and kick casters to the ground
It takes one hit so your blood can spill
We’re so cold that your skin will peel
Our commanders are SCs
It’s a hell of a concept
Properly equipped so they can step with this
You’re in a rage
Sliced like a dust dagger
Cut like a wraith blade
So fast, other SC’s say “Damn!”
If Niefel was a drug
You would OD on the can
We’re just some goons that wanna let loose
We’ll cut you open and suck out the juice
If there was a problem
Yo, I’ll stomp it
Eat this fatigue while my cold wind revolves it

Ice Ice Baby
Ice Ice Baby
Ice Ice Baby
Ice Ice Baby

Yo man, let’s get out our here!
Word to your mother!
Ice Ice baby too cold
Ice Ice baby too cold too cold