[Mightypeon]

Breakings news from Tartarus!
The Celestial General of Shinuyama and the Worm of Atlantis have sued the Pretender of C`tis for constantly occupying the Tartarian elevator!
In the words of the celestial General of Shinuyama: "Now I have to use the stairs, did you ever try to use the stairs out of Tartarus? Its such a long way up! And I am limping! Thankfully, I found a Black Halberd in my behind which I now use as a crutch..."
Meanwhile, Atlantis Great Worm has a problem of other kinds, with both halves of him now claiming to be the real Pretender! Stay tuned as a civil war of worm half vs. worm half may erupt in Tartarus!

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