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Originally posted by Growltigga:
(1) tied to a chair in said factory, (2) covered with melted dark chocolate, (3) really disliking walnuts given where they have been inserted, (4) gagged with a curly wurly and (5) never wanting to look at a peanut coated bar of chocolate again (especially as you will be able to opine on its use as an abrasive on sensitive skin)

1. Oh.
2. Actually, that's supposed to be good for you pores....
3. Ew. Homey don' play dat.
4. What's a "curly wurly"?
5. Heh. I'm already too that point.... well, except for the skin abrasive part...

Of coarse, that's all assuming
1. you know something about explosives, or know someone who does.
1a. I don't.
2. You can find some dark chocolate (we don't work with it in the plant...)
3. You're a little more kinky than I'd care to know about.
4. you know where to find a curly wurly in the area (unless you want to try to get one thru custums right now... you'd have better luck trying to sneak in a box knife or two...
5. know how to run the machinery to make a p-nut bar, since we don't make those, either.

And while you're doing all this elaborate torture preperations, I'll just stick your hand in an auger and watch the ground hamburger come out the other end. Just like the guy who did it to himself tonite. (well, ok, just the tips of 2 of his fingers...) That shut down the line for a while, let me tell you. Not that we were getting much done anyway, since dayshift maintenance thinks a machine is set up if most of the correct parts are there, and it will power up....

Ok, I'm going to stop now before I end up ranting.