1. Oh.
Nothing personal
2. Actually, that's supposed to be good for you pores....
and how on earth did anyone find ot about this? I suppose it is quite a good chat-up line, "Ello' darlin' fancy coming back to my place and letting me cover your naked body in hot chocolate"
3. Ew. Homey don' play dat.
Dont understand this, Geo told me what 'Da' Man" means, dont understand what you are saying however
4. What's a "curly wurly"?
Lovely long entwined strands of toffee coated chocolate beloved by children in England
5. Heh. I'm already too that point.... well, except for the skin abrasive part... 
You are now worrying me
5. Heh. I'm already too that point.... well, except for the skin abrasive part...
Well, I was a lieutenant in the British Army
2. You can find some dark chocolate (we don't work with it in the plant...)
Eh? judging by Hershey Bars, I thought Americans loved dark chocolate - are you sure you work in a chocolate factory
3. You're a little more kinky than I'd care to know about.
Dont start me on this, you dont even now what happens with some industrial detergent, some ball bearings, a pot of marmite and a red setter
4. you know where to find a curly wurly in the area (unless you want to try to get one thru custums right now... you'd have better luck trying to sneak in a box knife or two...
Easy, I love FedEx
5. know how to run the machinery to make a p-nut bar, since we don't make those, either.
Aha, as part of my cunning plan, I will have the daymaintenance shift working the machines at gunpoint
And while you're doing all this elaborate torture preperations
The rest of this is seriously disturbed, are you sure you are getting real job satisfaction?