[Lung Drago]

Originally Posted by momfreeek

For the notice of the masses and to allay any confusion due to recent changes, I am making the following announcment on order of Her Beautifullnes, Lucy, Goddess of the Lake:

Mother Fiommulga, Head Crone of Avalon

Dear Mother Fiommulga,
There were already rumors among the officials in the Court about an entry called "giant four armed wizards" or "warriors", ranking high in believed social hierarchy of Avalon. When your official announcement of this hierarchy arrived to me and my subordinates, it naturally leaked out almost instantly and now I observe a gossip explosion of unheard magnitude in the Imperial Court. Word is this particular entry refers to His Grace, Ariasa the Two-Spirited and Four-Handed. The tiring, neverending gossip I deal with regularly about the Emperor's true gender or his sexuality is nothing compared to this and I find myself unable to quell the excitement in the Court by usual means.
The Court right now is a mess and works at roughly 60% of it's normal rate, which is unacceptable. My Emperor is currently away from the Court, participating in war efforts, but I fear to even think about what would happen if the Court would be still in the state it is now when He returns. Therefore, I have a personal request for you. Is it possible to get a similar official writing about this particular subject, whoever the entry refers to, ideally with Lucy's handwritten signature, before my Emperor comes back home? Which, in fact, could happen at any time, as He will most likely teleport himself right on the sofa in his room for a cup of victor's tea (and scaring the yang out of me as always). I fear he will be very mad at me otherwise.

With regards,
Xie Lifen, Emperor's personal assistant