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SCIENTOLOGY NEWS:

The Church of Scientology, Pythium Chapter, is happy to announce that its most beloved prophet, John Travolta, has achieved the ‘Operating Thetan’ level of THREE. He has effectively gone through what is called the ‘Wall of Fire’ that surrounds a previously impenetrable whole track mystery. With this accomplishment, John Travolta, Prophet of Scientology, Scout of Pythium, has achieved the Thetan levels required to free himself from those influences that prevent him being his whole self. He is now free of the whole track overwhelm that has previously trapped him. He has confronted and eradicated the fourth dynamic engram that has plagued this universe for millennia.

Furthermore, the The Church of Scientology, Pythium Chapter, is happy to announce that its commander, Tom Cruise, has achieved the ‘Operating Thetan’ level of TWO. He has confronted the hidden area of his own existence on the ‘whole track’ and vast amounts of energy and attention have been realeased. He has experienced a resurgence of self-determinism and native ability, and unlocked the aberrative factors on the whole track and now achieves the ability to confront the whole track with his whole self. Hopefully soon he can join John Travolta on Operating Thetan level THREE.


If YOU are intrigued by these success stories and would like to learn more about the Church of Scientology, Pythium chapter, we invite you to come down to the Center East Mall on Thursday morning and speak to one of our ‘E-meter’ operators. While there, you can maybe learn about the influences that are preventing your spiritual mass from gaining its full capacity to engage the ‘whole track’.