Re: Tiny Cataclysm - Running
News flash: Red wins battle. National Day of Shame declared.
In breaking news, our on the spot journalist can confirm that Red has won a battle. This appears to be the result of a misunderstanding between the units in question and high command, where the order "roll over and show your belly to the enemy to deter aggression" was mis-interpreted as "kill them them all!!".
We understand that orders have been issued for the units involved to dig a large hole and bury themselves alive, and that a national Day of Shame has been declared in response to this excessive display of competence.
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