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OOC: Thats kinda cute

From: Field Marshall Georgy Zhukov
To: Kingdom of Man, department of art

Greetings,

the Peoples Republic of Ulm wishes to state that there were no unicorns involved in the death of the rouge-flamebased-goose abonimation! It was all about bravery, Black Steel, Wodka, Explosions and more Wodka!
As a matter of fact! I have personally painted a more appropriate, progressive, historically dialectic and realistic picture which is


censored

Note: Dear Reader, the NKVD of the Peoples Republic of Ulm had to censor Field Marshal Zhukovs Painting as it seems to attract major void horrors due to its total non observance of geometrical and artistic norms. Really, I looked at it and suddenly the eater of gods appeared behind me, took the painting, made a cigarette out of it, smoked it and said "Mommy!" before disappearing. Our dear Field Marshall appears to have some disturbing talents indeed!

Signed:
Markus Wolf, new head of the NKVD