[Mightypeon]

Actually, the goose is cooked, was cooked and will be cooked!
Using new advances in material science, the armies of Ulm are now equipped with Self heating cooking pots, charged by pieces of spottygoose melted into the pots themselfs! This will allow the Soldiers of the Revolution to subsist on a steady and most healthy diet of warm and crispy sausages, without resorting to inferior food!
Morale is said to have increased significantly!