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The carrot and the "shtick"

Surrounded by devils and staring across the battlefield at a dozen virgins, Bogus was persuaded to join forces with Abysia. Under his new contract he will be answering any and all questions relating to love,life, laughter and "head chopp'n!" as he so eloquently put it. His fee will be 1 gem of any variety and a boneless squirrel. All corresponance will appear in his "Dear Bogus" column in each Sunday's Burning Times. Bogus holds a masters degree in sociology from Carleton college and in his spare time raises sponges in a home aquarium. He currently leads an anger management class that emphasizes stretching, healing, forgiveness, and painful disembowelment of one's adversaries. Regretfully, Bogus's fellow adventurers could not be persuaded to join our newspaper staff. Funerals will be held Tuesday at St. Mary's church in Faribault at 11:30am. Cake and coffee will follow the service.

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