[Mightypeon]

Sorry dear players, in retrospect my post sounds a lot like whining which is because it is whining, and was written after I was a bit "flabbergasted" at the quite skillfully executed invasion of Ulm, and followed the quite human reaction of attributing this quite uncomfortable situation to anyone other than myself.

So instead of sour grapes, Time for glorious Ulmish propaganda!!!

Ulm News, Fair and Heavy!

Citizens, people, glorious Allies, the peoples Republic of Ulm faces its final trial in its quest of health insurance for everyone! Today, we stand united against mischevious Bakemono which want to replace our glorious Communist Propaganda with baseless and morally defunct imperialist Anime, and vile beourgois thatcherite Winged things that want to privatize our beloved public transportation system! Just because you have wings, it does not mean that other people dont like taking the bus! How are law abiding hard working Guardians, Unmakers and Black Knights supposed to reach their work places at the front without a reliable bus service?
The Peoples Republic will triumph over all its agressors! Unleash the sekret weapons!!!

P.S.
"Global Transportation system, a spell that increases Map move of all friendly units in friendly dominion by 1, is a global enchantment I would totally cast".