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Old August 8th, 2002, 10:10 AM
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Default Re: How do you beat the Talisman?

"Right", camera pans left to Growltigga busily typing an email to his new chum Stuart "Feed me the ground flesh of taxpayers" Gotobed, doyenne of the IRS.

"Dear Stuart,
As discussed, I should be so grateful if you could organise for a full IRS audit to be carried out against the following individuals whi I know are obvious felons, procrastinators and tax-dodgers

G Perley of Dayton OH and a Mr L Puke of California

I do believe the death penalty is called for in both cases. In fact, I understand that the death penalty in Ohio is carried out by the condemned being played country and western music repeatedly until one's head explodes. In California, I understand that the prisoner is repeatedly poked in the genitalia with a surf board until death, in either case, please can I have ringside seats"
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