[Growltigga]

Trajan, I personally think you should extend your range of wines to include some of the champagnes and champagne bois'

Think of how impressed all us closet sophisticates will be when you field fleets full of 'Mumms Cordon Rouge' class destroyers, 'Vivre Cliquot Ponsardin' class cruisers, 'Napa Valley Sparkling Chardonnay' class carriers launching wings of 'Syndney Old Wallamalloo Regurgitator' fighters...

Maybe we should start a race of aliens fielding 'canapes' designated ships, I can see the 'prawn vol au vent' class battlecruiser coming into view, closely followed by the 'scampi in a basket' class baseship...

Ooooh, I am trembling in fear (and getting hungry and thirsty)...

AK - there is a gay lap dancing club in north Manchester that apparently needs pole dancers? I could put your name forward if you would like