Quote:
Originally Posted by mattyburn7
In other random news:
-Pangaea continues to fight both Midgard and Marignon
-Ermor is massing about 3000 troops that have full bellies of Monkey brains. Looks like Abysia is trying to hold them off.
-Weather has gotten awfully nice here. Allergies are killing me though.
-My boys just turned 4. WooHoo.
-I hate printer issues. If I had to deal with those all day I'd become a hermit or a monk.
-Having a blast playing MP. Where was this when I was younger and actually had time on my hands!
-I bet there are no allergy issues in Ermor.
-Keep looking at the world a little bit askew
-Need to learn more about lutefisk.
Cheers!
|
Abysia isn't holding off Bone Daddy, it's Bone Daddy who's holding off Abysia! Abysia is the one who seized Armavir from us and has been reinforcing it ever since. This is a shame since the Armavirans were most eager to join Bone Daddy's great rapture (also known as Armageddon by you non-believers) after we liberated it from Patala.
However, Bone Daddy isn't bothered since sometimes it's nice to know that someone else cares about our desolate lands as much as we do, and Abysian flesh does taste pretty yummy. It's not quite like Monkey Brains, but it has a very distinctive smoky flavor that many of us enjoy -- and we seem to have run out of monkeys down here.
Bone Daddy will confess: He was quite dissapointed that Abysia didn't accept our invitation and venture further South to join us in a great feast we were planning at our capital. We brought lots of plates, pots, and a several very large cauldrons, but our entree never showed up
One of my enterprising Dusk Elders thought that if they wouldn't come join us, then why don't we come up to them?! Bone Daddy was like, "Brilliant! Round everyone up and bring your forks and spoons -- we're headed North!"