[parone]

im not going anywhere!!! shardphoenix will have to fight his way into my capital over my dead bodies. i mean, my undead chariots. i mean, he'll have to kill my undead(an interesting question, were there really undead, and you killed them, would a double negative apply, i.e. would that make them alive, vis a vis mathematic principles? this is not an actual question...are you still reading?)

i must say, shard has administered the most thorough bitc* slapping to me over the last 20 turns that i have ever received. i think my record on battles vs him is about 4-109.

but i'm still here! come get me phoenix(and by the way, who came up with the spelling for that word? phoenix? fenix, really.)