[parone]

this is a desperate message from the vice president of Ulm. jason, the pretender who never bothered to capitalize his name, has gone crazy. loco. coo coo. off the rails. his bats are in his belfrey. he is a few cards short of a full deck. his elevator doesn't reach the top floor.

he ain't right.

he is planning an all out offensive against the world. even those guys under the waves who don't move anymore(although we don't have many submarines)

anyway, commander loco is about to attack everyone in striking distance. we are disorganized and poor, but he still has a few guys kicking around.

don't say i didn't warn you. the good news is, he is an equal opportunity crazy, and is planning on attacking everyone.