Ulm also wishes peace with its neighbors, and we will happily send our legions of diplomats to meet with you. Don't be offended if they happen to wave their swords and axes about menacingly, it is the way we greet strangers in our culture.
Conan the Diplomat rides up, dismounts, and delivers this message:
"What is best in life? To 'love' enemies, see them 'grow and prosper' before you, and to hear the 'friendly banter' of their women. Yes, indeed.
Wait, you don't seem convinced. Ehh.. enough talk!!"
*draws weapons*
I guess my barbarians aren't very good at diplomacy, sigh.
