[dojango]

Quiet thread... how about some Abyssian jokes?

Q: Why did the frost giant cross the road?

A: Because he was afraid of the chicken on the other side!


Q: What do you call a frost giant who pushes you in the water and laughs as you struggle?'

A: A loyal ally!


So, a frost giant and a jaguar warrior are walking along and they see a gold coin on the ground. The frost giant picks it up, throws an arm around the jaguar warrior, and says, "Come! Let us share this bounty like brothers!"

But the jaguar warrior says, "Nah, how about we just split it in half."


An Abyssian, a Mictlanese, and a frost giant are walking along. They come to a river that is too deep and wide to cross. The Mictlanese says, "I shall pray to my god for the power to cross this river."

The Abyssian says, "I will study great and powerful magic to cross this river."

The frost giant suddenly picks up the Mictlanese guy and throws him into the river, where he drowns. "What did you do that for?" asks the Abyssian.

The frost giant replies, "You can solve any problem by throwing more mictlanese at it."