Fantomen: I see you are taking over Helheim. Here is our story. He invaded me and reduced me all the way to just my capital. Then he was so impressed by my stout and hardy defense that your predecessor promised to hand over ALL Helheim Lands, Gold and Gems to the brave lizardmen. And if you believe that I have some swampland in Florida to sell you
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Please please put the lizards out of their misery!