[dark7element]

The great enchantress Geirdriful is glad to see that the Celestial General's army is planning to take Druid land. That is good. You see, there is a laboratory in Druid Land, and it will be useful when the time comes for our sorceresses to reanimate the dismembered corpse of Jomon's soldiers.

Utgard assures you, the army you meet in Druid Land will be more than a match for anything the Celestial General can muster. Druid Land will be the doom of the Army of the East. If your troops are too scared to advance, do not worry, our fully mustered army will soon come and find you. Just because we have chosen to strategically retreat from a couple of provinces doesn't mean we believe Jomon has any chance of winning this war. The soldiers of Jomon are puny, even compared to the humans of Utgard. Their menfolk are prancing little ninnies who can't even grow a proper beard nor drink even half a keg of mead, and their womenfolk are delicate little flowers who look like they would wither away in an Utgard blizzard, not at all like the mighty sorceresses of the Well of Urd. And that is only comparing them to our humans... For our giants, the warriors of Jomon are like toy soldiers, their flimsy spears suited only for being a jotun's toothpick. We say all these things not out of malice, but because they are true. Once we have beaten their army we will offer Jomon merciful terms of truce.