Those are some good ones. Althought I don't agree with the first joke being the funniest in the world. It's close but not the best... I heard one the other day that is one of my most favorite now. It goes like this...
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging from his pants. The bartender notices this and says, "Excuse me sir, but did you know you have a steering wheel hanging from your pants?" The pirate looks up at the bartender and says, "Arrr, it's driving me nuts!"
That is one of the best jokes I have ever heard. I died forever when I heard that one.
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I think...therefore I am confused.
They were armed. With guns, said Omari.
Canadians. With guns. And a warship. What is this world coming to?
The dreaded derelict dwelling two ton devil bunny!
Every ship can be a minesweeper... Once