Someone help with the physics here...
But putting Sally Struthers in orbit has a real danger of offsetting the gravitational balance of our system. I fear that she may draw the moon out of orbit.
And stray refuse (such as wrappers, bones, and KFC buckets) that falls out of her pockets endangers the earth with constant mereoric harassment.
God forbid... any post-meal methane release
may alter the delicate balance of our troposphere!
[ October 07, 2002, 15:59: Message edited by: Stone Mill ]