[sachmo]

If a stealth fighter crashes in a forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

It takes a big man to cry. It takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man.

If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.

I think in weightlifting, you shouldn't be automatically disqualified for sudden uncontrolled urination.

-Jack Handey

[ October 09, 2002, 19:36: Message edited by: sachmo ]