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This is the Voice of Pythium

Comrade Vsevolod, General Secretary of the Central Committee, formally announced the conclusion of the Gathian Expedition. Although a formal declaration of war was never announced, Pythium’s 1st Army Group has been in constant action these last few months protecting the population of Gath’s most southern provinces and bringing enlightened government to the toiling masses. In a subdued speech regretting the necessity of military action, Comrade Vsevolod explained how, “... the misguided individuals, who even now protest against the legitimate annexation of these provinces, must be treated with respect and understanding.” Several re-education centres have been set up in the new provinces to help explain the benefits of Pythium Governance with this in mind.

The successful conclusion of the Gathian Expedition has further cemented support for the Pythium leadership.

In further news, an unnamed scholar working for the Archaeological Directorate unearthed an ancient tomb and recovered a valuable artefact in the province of Ene Umrul. As so often on Archaeological expeditions, the investigation of the tomb had unforeseen results.

An army of previously alive, commanded by Comrade Capitalist Hyena Rotbrother, the Spectral Mage whose tomb it was, protected the tomb. Fortunately, due to the quick thinking of Comrade General Dolgad, the Provincial Governor, the local defence force was immediately activated and dealt with the problem with surprising ease.

Speaking after the battle, Comrade General Dolgad said, “The legend of Comrade Rotbrother is well known in these parts. He liked his meat cold - if you know what I mean.“

Finally, the new re-education centres are proving surprisingly effective. Comrade Teacher Ooo Shashi, has recently been re-educating several malcontents in the Scraw Pointe caves. Together with his dedicated band of Comrade Outreach Workers, the handsome 23 year old is ready to bring enlightenment to all those who are unfortunate enough not to fully appreciate the benefits of Pythium’s democratic structure.

The Peoples of Pythium await further news.