[Stone Mill]

Me Grimlock offer advice:

Hi, my name is Lothar, of the hill people. I just want to say that my woman just doesn't get me. I try and try. I bring her many fine hides to wear and much food to eat. And still she complains all night about her sisters husband who has built a hut in the valey. Does she not understand that I fought many battles for this wonderful cave for her and my offspring?

1. Take her out for long hair-drag on weekend.
2. When wife talk, do not immediately club wife. Pretend you see shiny new battle-axe behind wife when she blabs. Nod head and grunt a few times until she done. Wife may exhaust herself after several hours.
3. Drink lots of grog with horde.



[ October 24, 2002, 21:30: Message edited by: Stone Mill ]