I can just see you saying "Me want raise!" in your leapard skin waving a thighbone of a steer!
Better do it on All Hallows Eve (Halloween), so you can claim it was all a joke in case he calls the cops!
A younger brother and his wife went to a halloween party dressed as a caveman and a cavewoman some years ago. They were dresssed in skins and (you guessed it), he had a real thighbone of a steer for a club.
The entrance was dramatic as he dragged her into the house by her hair!
Edited for spelling
[ October 25, 2002, 00:25: Message edited by: tbontob ]