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TOP TEN REASONS WHY THIS THREAD IS MARVELOUSLY GREAT

10) You can post useless things here when you're bored, so you instantly have something to do. (Such as this post.)
9) You can say geeky, nerdy stuff here and people actually listen and understand!
8) You can even say silly and immature stuff here and not get a punch in the nose.
7) It provides guidance, inspiration, and enlightenment when you're lost.
6) Everybody here is incredibly intelligent, knowledgeable, and friendly.
5) It's like a big collection of jokes, poetry, puzzles, stories, advice... just about everything you can think of!
4) LazarusLong42's "abuse" post from a while back: "You swine. You vulgar little maggot..." Super funny!
3) This thread will never die, because we have dedicated people who will never let it die.
2) This thread has a good chance of one day exceeding all of the other threads in the forum. (We can do it!)
1) Its name magically changes every so often, so you get the excitement and fun challenge of finding it.