[dogscoff]

OK, so I'm walking though the enchanted forest the other day, when I see this little guy sitting on a tree branch. He's only a few inches tall, and he's got little gossamer wings and a little magic wand. Anyway, we get talking and I ask him, you know, what's the deal with the wings and the wand and the only being 3 inches tall and everything, and he tells me he's a fairy. Then he says it's pretty crap being a fairy because being so small people sometimes don't notice him but then again the magic powers are pretty neat and sort of make up for it. And we're talking some more and then I ask him his name, and he says his name's Nuff.

Fair enough, I says.

(Fair enough... Fairy Nuff... never mind.)