[Perrin]

A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an
examination to determine the cause of her daughter's swollen abdomen. It
only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say "Your daughter is pregnant."

The mother turned red with fury and she argued with the doctor that her
daughter was a good girl and would never compromise her reputation by having
sex with a boy.

The doctor faced the window and silently watched the horizon. The mother
became enraged and screamed, "Quit looking out the window! Aren't you paying
attention to me?" "Yes, of course I'm paying attention, ma'am. It's just
that the Last time this happened, a star appeared in the East, and three
wise men came. I was hoping they'd show up again......."