[Perrin]

How to tell if you're a Redneck Jedi:

• If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father... and your uncle..."
  
• If you ever said the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
  
  
• Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
  
  
• You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
  
  
• At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
  
  
• You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
  
  
• You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
  
  
• The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
  
  
• Wookiees are offended by your B.O.
  
  
• You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
  
  
• You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.
  
  
• You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light up.
  
  
• You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.
  
  
• You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
  
  
• You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.
  
  
• Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
  
  
• You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
  
  
• You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood deck.
  
  
• You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.
  
  
• Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot."