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Old November 14th, 2002, 01:07 AM
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Default Re: 320.2! 301.5, 311.3, 65.4

OK, here you go!!

Top ten things men know about women;

10. They MUST cuddle, men do not
#9. They ESTIMATE your reaction, Before they say things, men don't
#8. They NEED to talk, men do not
#7. They ALWAYS need someone to help them powder their noses, men don't
#6. They REALLY need tenderness, men do not
#5. They EXPECT you are going to change, men don't
#4. They DO fake having an orgasm, men do not
#3. They UNBUTTON there clothes, before and after sex, men don't
#2. They MAKE those Doe eyes, men do not
#1. They BELIEVE it when someone says "Trust Me", men don't

In contrast, this is what women KNOW about men.

M*E*N*A*R*E*D*U*M*B!!!

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